So today, PE, I "didn't bring" my attire. Emphasizing apostrophes. "DIDN'T BRING"
And hey know what? I also had "menstrual cramps". HEH.
The cough and the flu part was real hokay.
Then when I told Mr Ng it was like,

Me: (really hoarse voice) I have a flu, a cough and menstrual cramps. *Cough*[NOT FAKE] And it hurts, bad.
Him: Really? Doesnt seem so serious to me..

LIKE AHEM HALLO DINGDONG UH RINGADINGDING.
HAS HE, EVER EXPERIENCED MENSTRUAL CRAMPS? HUH? HUH?
*IT DOESN'T SEEM SO SERIOUS TO ME* (imitate ridiculously)

Then later, me and steph goh stayed back in the sports complex to play basket ball. Then she did standing broad jump. Generally her average was like 190+cm. Then later, here comes Mr Chong saying "Hey if you do 210cm I give you chocolate". And Stephanie was like, "mmh okay.." Then she started jumping. 1st try-190, 2nd-190+, 3rd try-somewherearoundtherestill.
And Mr Chong went something like, "Ahhh you can't do it." yadayada then he went somewhere near the benches. Just as he left, BOOM! STEPHANIE DID A WHOPPING 212!
And I was shouting, "YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! SHE DID IT! MR CHONG SHE DID IT!"
Then he came over and he was like, "Sure not. Did you cheat? How would I believe you."
And Steph was like, "Oh I'm a prefect!" innocently, naively, stupidly. -.-
Then he said, "Must do in front of me then I give you chocolate."
And I tapped Stephanie's back saying, "It's okay, I can buy you chocolate:D" =.=
And Mr Chong was like staring at us. Then we were making our way to the canteen laughing like madasses as she was complaining on how she deserves the chocolate. So I said, "YOU DON'T NEED CHEAP SUPERMARKET CHOCOLATE! YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE! LIKE ROYCE SWEET & MILK PURE CHOCOLATE SLASH NAMA CHOCOLATE WORTH 12.80!"

Hahahhahah, indeed.