Had PE two days ago, forgot to bring my attire so here's what happened with my PE teacher.
Oh and just a side reminder, he has this weird accent you can't imitate.

Me: Um, scuseme Mr Ng, I didn't bring my attire..
Him: What? It's the what now, the eighth week! Is it? Yah, the eight week! And you still forgot??
Me: Uhm, yeah. So do I have to run?
Him: Okay, I tell you what, you go walk two rounds, do not run, three rounds, like everyone else. Walk okay, not run. The reason, I ask you to walk, two rounds, and not run, three rounds, is cause if you run right, you will perspire. You will also perspire when you walk, but when you run, you perspire more, than when you walk. So, you will get all sticky in the end of the day. And you won't smell so good. And the reason you won't smell so good, is cause, your uniform, is not absorbent, like the PE attires other people are using now, and which you did not bring. That won't be beautiful. And if there is a breeze, that passes you, your skirt might fly. And, that won't be beautiful either.

RETARD. omg, RETARRDDD!!

you should've bloody seen it there.

Yeah that was pretty much anything interesting's that happened.
But oh wait, lets see what else, OH. RIGHT.

MY BLOODY EFFIN HOME IS HAVING A BLACKOUT SO I'M STAYING IN HYATT RIGHT NOW -.-